erm the dates too sian to count, so erm anyone reading just self argar the dates lah.... today is 2 april 2010
two drama session ago, erm..... went to acjc, erm, see stage..... AGAIN! for me.... nostalgic..... then later said some lines...... but all of us tio labeled by anjana as CAN'T HEAR YOU + USE UR DIAPHRAGM NOT THROAT....
then later durin fight scene, tio whacked by eatsham below the belt, but missed, but hit the side, so some pain........ TIME-OUT.....
then wed drama session, we did fight scene..... then improvised and improve....then lalalala....
many hmk.... but too sian to do....
okay sport day was dumb......
QUOTE: an average humans spends abt 1/3 of their life waiting...... i believe it is less.... because an average humans spend 12 of their life waiting once you factor in sports day.
then MS-SQUARE-HEADED dun allow us do hmk....... so sit down at first row, then stone there, played isabella hp game.... then erm..... almost fell asleep..... bored till asleep, despite hot weather...... wanna pon first, but convince the rest not to pon...... yeah!!!!! then later go canteen, got fan, play word search using mona itouch, then erm..... many brains against one...... so we got highscore and typed in weird names.... then wipe mona name off the highscore.... :D
later return to collect bag..... dunno whe tio whacked by natalie in the stomach damn hard... she was trying to give a "hello tap" but a bit too much force..... she thinks i'm eatsham isit?????
then today went to bugis do bio presentation.... wanna do a mock presentation at library.... but whadaya know! library closed.... went to bras basah rooftop..... did presentation.... lalalala selling off alicia as the price..... she willingly to throw away her digintiy, so we got volunteer for sacrifice....
later went to watch 越光宝盒 just another pandora box with WWT... movie was a chi version of epic movie....
[shall refer to main male protagonist as GUY and main female immortal protagonist as GIRL]
GUY is a robber.... then GIRL have this sword, which she claimed that who ever opens the case off the sword, she will marry who..... then dunno wat happened, GUY opened sword... then GIRL chased him.... then the kung fu hustle running.... then met two old immortal and bull demon king..... then he drop the pandora box..... so GUY jumps in, transport to different era.... to the three kingdom era..... as a general.... then GIRL also follow.
so the liu bei fighting cao cao.... liu bei forced to fight cuz need to pay rental for house..... [kung fu hustle again....both land lord and land lady present....] then cao cao employed the killer old man from kung fu hustle..... then later so fight stuff..... then joke abt the characters...
guan yu face red, cuz he constantly reading porn....
kung fu panda fought with the landlord and lady to kill the killer old man, but panda lans on them....
then GIRL disguise as embassador of foreign nation.... talk deals with liu bei..... then music is international language... they started singing "aul lane sign" [my spelling sucks] then erm GUY pretend to love GIRL, later went to cao cao ship, [the part where cao cao ships chained together tio burnt that period] to steal back the pandora box... cuz GUY rescued the prince of liu bei, but went to cao cao camp by accident and box tio confiscated by cao^2. then cao^2 was doing the titanic painting scene....
later got back the box, then GUY and GIRL do titanic scene..... then GUY kicked GIRL into sea, she did the sinking jack part.... and before that did multiple replay of the rose finding an saving the trap jack with the axe scene....
GUY return to an era where he is sacrifice for king kong, acted by bull demon king... then bull demon king placed GUY somewhere high...... where the iron fan princess, used her BA JIAO SHAN [banana umbrella in movie] and threw banana like grenade and shot out bullets of banana and bull demon king acted the king kong drop from building scene, but the vines around GUY dragge him down... in between, princess iron fan cloud crash with some person... then falling bull land on them, then nuke explosion... the GIRL saved GUY, placed him on the land and left....saying sword got defect, and she found someone new.... then guy feel remorseful... and experience stutter when he want to talk to her.... then he met the two old immortals who told him that they used to be bandits like him too, but...
NEVER STEAL A GIRL'S HEART CUZ U CAN'T RETURN IT UPON IT BEING SHATTERED.
then GUY remorseful..... he jalan around, met with commotion saw UGLY GUY [UG for short now] telling GIRL he pulled out the sword..... then erm UGLY WOMAN [UW] came and said she loved UG.... then some scene where GUY used opportunity, pretended to talk to GIRL while talking to UW... the UG came said he confused.... then GUY said till damn touching... then UW wanna kiss him.... UG acted pissed, and did the same to GIRl.... but before kissing, poof! GIRL switched place with UW and kissed GUY and they lived happily ever after... then UW and UG are actually the two old immortals who are somewat gay..... then tada end....
then some disclamer, saying how jackie chan and certain ppl dun wanna be in this film... then a werid matrix part abt the GUY being THE ONE and many ppl wanna kill him, threw stuff at him.... he said stop, but all weapon hit his arm.... then end.....