x.mas song!!!!
i luv the many version of12 days of x.mas



tigers wood version....




Lyrics:
He's the most unfaithful guy of the year
He's had many transgressions
But he's not confessin'
To what we should hear
He's the most unfaithful guy of the year

He's the hor-horniest golfer of all
Saying, babe, take your presence
Off of your phone message
In case my wife calls
He's the hor-horniest golfer of all

Well, there's Jaimee, the waitress
Kalika in Vegas
And Rachel, but she says, not true
If I were his missus
And I was real pissed
I would total my Cadillac, too

He's the most unfaithful guy of the year
And upholding his fame
Is the name of the game
When a hoochie is near
He's the most unfaithful guy of the year

Real soon, Elin will dump him
Then, her lawyers will trump him
Like Furyk did in Chicago
There'll be gossipy stories
Regarding some whore he
Stuck his five-iron in, long, long ago

He's the most unfaithful guy of the year
Bottom dollar, I'm bettin'
That Tiger is frettin'
About his career
He's the most unfaithful guy... Yes, the most unfaithful guy...
Oh, the most unfaithful guy... of the year!

oh oh oh. the the shrek one also...





Lyrics:
Tiger the Scumbag
Was a horny, heartless soul
With a lovely wife
And a couple of kids
And a dozen sluts or so

Tiger the Scumbag
Was a role model, they say
But they can't explain
How his life and name
Seemed to fall apart that day

It must have been that voicemail that he left for Jaimee Grubbs
'Cause when it spread on the Internet, well, his balls sank like a sub

Tiger the Scumbag
Was the worst father of all
When his golfing was done
It was time for fun
So he made some booty calls

Down to the clubhouse
With a condom in his hand
Saying, "Elin who?
Baby, I'm with you
At the moment, I'm your man"

His other tramps soon described how they did the horizontal bop
And when his wife searched for a lawyer, well, she heard him holler, "Stop!"

Tiger the Scumbag
Took a break from the PGA
Told his fans goodbye
Saying, "Don't you cry
I'll be back again some day"

Thumpity-thump-thump, thumpity-thump-thump, look at those sponsors go
Thumpity-thump-thump, thumpity-thump-thump, Tiger loves those bimbos

ah. enough for one day