i am somewhat in trouble.... i guess..... shit.
dunno the plane flight number, or else go buy 4D le.... if that plane crash, then sure must buy 4D, i'll confirm that no. nvr "open"

dun suddenly ignore me.... scare-ly leh u know...

the pathetic M n M was over.... actually the show could have started this way, with only the narrator talking....

HOW THE M AND M PERFORMANCE SHOULD BE DONE:
"ben" in chi is stupid... pronuonce as "b-en"
"long" in chi means dragon / "lee xiao long" is bruce lee chi name
'dou' in chi is bean. / "tau pok" is a type of tofu i think...
"fu" in chi means luck / "lai" in chi means come.

-our "ben mother" was so stupid that she ran over by the rubbish truck at 10km/h
-our ben-jamin is going to the kindergarden poem reciting competition [sure lose 1 though]
-our "long ma" was killed by her son when she entered the room, while her son was practising his so called 'martial arts'
-our "lee xiao long" was killed while acting in 'cowboy of the west' cuz he thought he could fight a couple of sharp shoter with his bare fist [ended up in the morgue, full of bullet holes.]
-our "dou ma" was prick by the roses she bought for her son, thus, bleed to death.
-our 'tau pok' suffocatd to death, while he was singing, by a fly, which entered his mouth accidentally.
-our "fu ma" was feeling lucky, when to Genting to gamble... promised to produce MC
-our "lai fu" was held hostage by the ppl buying 4D and TOTO, cuz they hope he bring them luck
-our second narrator was fired, to cut down on human labour needed for this play....
-thank you for listening to the "excuses" performed by our CLDDS. must give a round of applause please, cuz ur $10 was really wasted here.

how sucky could life get... very bad....