1. my funeral
2. thank you.
3. born pathetic.

me and cherp were like talking, how our funeral will be liked.... will it be the very "loud type, or the silent type, where there is no announcement. cherp prefer, to "simply disappear" the silent type...

some funeral, esp the olden day, will have a person reading out a piece of ppr, about what the person had done in his life. his last sppech to the ppl attending his funeral.... hmmm. my one will be very nice.

my ppr:
okay to begin with.... it is u want to attend the funeral one....okay. so sadly, i did not out-live you....wasted! save ur condolences.... [how spell?] u need it for ur own funeral. u people might be saying :"that cheapskate is gone, ought to party." yup, aparty is needed, to celebrate the death of a cheapskate..... so cheapskate that u should notice by now that there is no drinks, and not even peanuts on ur table this instant. this is to serve a reminder that my so called "presence" is still here despite me lying in the coffin right now. this is for those who miss my presence, although no one with the right mind should. now to end of this speech, i would like to use myself as an experiment. is there a "up-there" or "down-there" ? please place ur bets at the table beside my coffin. if u dreamt about me, then i lost the bet, but most probably, i'm winning my bet. even if i lost, i won't pay up..... ask urself.... "how could u demand money from ur dead friend." if that doesn't bug u, i reserved another coffin underneath mine, it is for you to sleep in. at the side of the coffin, engraved these words:" the thick-skin" so i think that is the end, happy waiting for ur death date. and remember to buy 4d with the numbers of the coffin van. most likely won't be the right one lah.

nice right? kinda short....


oh number 2..... hmm..thank you for what?.... i think i remember..... like of course.
it is random.... yar, but i want to say thank you for the past two day.... it was a great help.
i never say who. and not saying. the first person who come to ur mind, is most probably the wrong one. so dun guess, dun ask.

when ppl are born pathetic, let them be..... those ending of the ppl, so full of themselves, then end up dying is really nice. one of the best ending for a movie.... like "saw 5." from SAW V, i learn something. the second time the "bad guy" say something, it is most likely to be true.... and most importantly.... treasure ur life..... dun do things that u cannot atone ur "sin" for..... i laugh at some of my "retribution" nice when their are slow.