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Tuesday, March 18, 2008

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a math lesson, mr ang said:

"CHER PENG! STOP FLIRTING WITH JAMIE"

"CANCEL YOU OFF MY CLASS"
after that, jing loon and joesph stood up, walk to door, joesph go throw rubbish, jing loon solo go out of class, jalan jalan, then enter class again.

MS tan seow lan said about the water and cell thing,

vote A and B the ans is B

many ppl vote A, then more ppl stand up. those who wrong need to copy two page of tb

today got the [ Disney Channel ] eh, they come wrong school

purpose: advertise the new show, what school bell ringing, on the phone can watch...

problem: who at this age still bother to watch disney channel.

extra: call sherrie and one 1n1 boy on stage, practice what have confident thing... my stagefright got cured liao. the show is so bo liao, sleep throughout.

test results, not nice lah [NOTE: IN COMPARISON WITH 3E1]

20.5/30 bio

20.5/25 geo

24/30 phy

37/50 chi

32/50 eng

SS tmr get

EM forget liao
AM no point remembering

compare in class, bio get third, 68.3 for percentage.

never go class outing rain like siao, they said mr ang go dance in cinema while watching 'step up 2', they say this saturday is mr ang birthday, everyone pay 5 BUCKS go but crumple bag and cake...

phy practical, break two lense, one by mr tang and another by benjamin

cldds very nice, got one new guy today [ he is damn tall ]

now go to cl like very old, the activities go there anyhow play also very pro.

teacher said :"the problem with this performance ah (look at me) is not you, your partner [china schlr] still inexperienced."

then go play the dog and bone game, i go there, throw $2 note and ke ming go pick it up and like that can win liao... grief lah.

watch the sec 1 perform, me and jia yi over there complaining "EH! YOUR HUGE BUTT STOP FACING AUDIENCE, MUST HAVE DIRECTION SENSE!" then later got instant response game, watch sec one is like laughing. they see each other, freeze there, laugh for 5 sec and then continue.

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SINGLISH FOREVER!

Why do we insist on using the Queen's English, when Singlish is so much more economical and effective? Compare and see!

When going shopping...

Britons : I'm sorry, Sir, but we don't seem to have the sweater you want in your size, but if you give me a moment, I can call the other outlets for you.

S'poreans: No Stock!

When returning a call...

Britons : Hello, this is Mr Bean. Did anyone page for me a few moments ago?

S'poreans: Hello, who page?

When someone is in the way...

Britons : Excuse me, I'd like to get by. Would you please make way?

S'poreans: Lai, siam! or Siam, hor! or Skius!

When someone offers to pay...

Britons : Hey, put your wallet away, this drink is on me.

S'poreans: No-nid. (no need)

When asking for permission...

Britons : Excuse me, but do you think it would be possible for me to enter through this door?S'poreans: (while pointing at door) Can or Not?

When asking to be excused...

Britons : If you would excuse me for a moment, I have to go to the gents/ladies. Please carry on without me, it would only take a moment.

S'poreans: Go toilet. Cannot tahan oreddy.

When entertaining...

Britons : Please make yourself right at home.

S'poreans: Don't shy, leh!

When doubting someone...

Britons : I don't recall you giving me the money.

S'poreans: Where got?

When declining an offer...

Britons : I'd prefer not to do that, if you don't mind.

S'poreans: Doe-waaaan.

When deciding on a plan of action...

Britons : What do you propose we do now that the movie's sold out & all the restaurants are closed?

S'poreans: So how?

When disagreeing on a topic of discussion...

Britons : Err. Tom, I have to stop you there. I understand where you're coming from, but I really have to disagree with what you said about the policy.

S'poreans: Talk cock, lah you!

When asking someone to lower their voice...

Britons : Excuse me, but could you please lower your voice, I'm trying to concentrate over here.

S'poreans: Eh, tiam, can or not?

When asking someone if he/she knows you...

Britons : Excuse me, but I noticed you staring at me for some time. Do I know you?

S'poreans: See what?

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