sch start, mean new teachers....
during A math lessons, mr ang taught the simultaneous eqn, then half way through the lessons, we heard the sound of someone clearin his throat then spitting out something. then mr ang turn around damn mad, shouted who did that, then we saw cleaner spitting..... mr ang [with his smile] "oh...continue lessons..."

ms leong teaches E math, and crack very cold jokes... one guy move to the girl table during math lessons, so
ms leong :"wah you very brave, share book with a girl"
the boy : "she never bring book"
ms leong: "then she should move to your place"
[the girl move to the guy place]
ms leong: " but then must be kind boy..."
[then the guy move to the girl table]
crazy nia.... ms leong said some weird thing during lessons, ppl suppose laugh, then everyone look at her with blank stare. "YOU DON'T GET THE JOKE AR, NEVER MIND"

mr lawrence tang is like turner lam... can joke one. during lessons, he take one guy book strap, strap to his water bottle, then spin it around like the cowboy with the lasso. when spin slowly, people at front use their hand to cover their head, then when spinning damn fast, the people sitting around him, three table radius, all cover head with their hand. thats how we start a lesson. he said "in my pri sch, i very tut [dialect for dumb] one math no good" the china schoolars all were like blur...what the teacher talking. he also announce the competition course, and course 2 is during sch day, lesson time, and he said "you ppl would comfirm take this one la,can skip school, so good and get to slack somemore..." he describe our class as "you drop a pin on the floor and you can hear it."

bio lessons, ms tan seow lan make us do "kalang wave" stand sit stand sit, then benjamin chua tio the calling thing. first lesson, chiong homework liao, die la. bio lessons, ellice tio called for asking why we study bio. ellice give crap reason, then tan seow lan said :"IS IT THAT YOU DON'T APPRECIATE LITERATURE, CANNOT STAND GEOG, CANNOT MEMORISE HISTORY THAT YOU TAKE BIOLOGY BECAUSE NO CHOICE." - everyone was nodding their head. ms tan then ask, the word that meant 'the nutrition of plants' the china schoolar answer: AUTOTROPHIC. ms tan said it was correct then what is 'the nutrition of animal'
someone jokingly said MANUALTROPHIC. plant is 'auto', animal is 'manual' . ms tan gave the dangerous smile: "your class got a joke" during her lessons, 2e107 ppl come give yearbook07. ms tan told them to give out to all class, then give to 3e1 the last don't disrupt her lessons. she said "THE NEXT ONE THAT COME TO GIVE THE YEARBOOK IS GOIG TO GET IT FROM ME" then, 2e607 boon keng [the one who act ka lang go ni] come give year book. ms tan called him to give other class first, the he replied "3e1 is the last class" then ms tan then allow.... she talk about plant being sensitive to light
ms tan:"you people got do the experiment" [she had not said what experiment]
class silence
joel: "yess"
ms tan: "i haven't say what experiment and you said yes, very good, you will do the plant grow toward light experiment, give you three weeks and only you do, the rest of the class no need, start after camp." morale: keep your trap shut unless you know its safe to say anything.

mr ng thiam seng, our chi teacher, want collect holiday hmk on second day of sch, zheng yong never do, so chiong chi hmk. me and lim chiong A math hmk so go home play com. second day, mr ng is sick, never come. zheng yong said: "I LOVE MR NG THIAM SENG, BUT I BELIEVE I'LL SOON SAY I HATE HIM" during chi lesson, replacement teacher came in, and then need to do 400 WORDS SELF INTRO ESSAY. 400 words.... will die man.

eng lessons, got mrs raj. she call us do read up on the writer 'desai'.... firstly in 3e1,many ppl from other class come in. around 20 ppl standing, then me, zheng yong and ellice go 3e2. at 3e2, some ppl not suppose go 3e1, go 3e1... so end up coming back to their own class. then zheng yong saw shu bei, then call her to sit infront of me ... damn shit. she dumbly sat there.sheng hong sit behind me for eng class. heng yong start his nonsense, then i wanna change place. ellice say that she cannot break up couple, then zheng yong said that he is a old lamp post, cannot move. [lamp post means that if there are boyA and boyB, then girlA appears, and boyB and girlA got BGR, then boyA is the lamp post] fuck

camp briefing, zheng yong and sam lim now gang me, said that in my list of important things must have shu bei... wtf.... teacher say what and you can continue it.... andrew gonna die... who call him, so pampered. for high elements, he is dead.

cca orientation, jia yi went nuts, shouting out, calling them to join cldds, we stand be hind him, guide him in case he do crazy things, and we were like so malu... junior so kiam pa. he will scare the sec 1 shitless. when your afraid, you might have diarhoea, to scared, shitless....

camp is going to suck, class so nerdy, no joker...