for math two negative make a plus, [eng should do the same]

during chemistry, mr lim period, he noticed that benjamin had his buttons all the way up, to the collar, and this is called singapore schoolars, not china schoolars. then he said he allowed CONSTRUCTIVE NOISES, like question, then one idiot said "WHAT, CONSTRUCTION NOISE!" mr lim, "no, ps don't bring any drill in the class. learn the molecular mass thing, he count wrong , so mr lm said in chi "dui bu qi dui bu qi, bei ma wo" [sorry sorry, don't scold me]
then he said about diffusion, the particle moving around and benjamin said "they are mating"
QUES: how you find the weight of an atom ?
ANS: it is cow sense to use a weighing scale....

the 4th state of matter : plasma
found in: PLASMA TV

chi lessons, mr ng tell us of reservice, saying ten times till 40, and got two kind...
long term: more then 3 days, to about a week but damn relax, got time play poker
short term: 2 day 1 night but you drill like siao
18 years old: NS -national service
20 years old: ORD -operational ready d?????
40 years old: MR - mindef reserve
die lah, everyday in army must have mc

army slang:
bobo king - the idiot who can't shoot a target right
[ impossible now with the sars 21, accuracy damn good ]
topo king - an idiot at direction
[sergent: where is your buddy, recuit? / recuit: he went to the canteen to eat, then he went to the toilet, but his GPS (global positioning system) battery got low, that i can't detect him anymore]

mr ng asked, how many time need go reservice?
zheng yong said: "AS MANY TIME AS POSSIBLE"

we met our geog teacher, mdm tham.... or what is her name, her slides are very colourful, lots of pic... terribly nice teacher, teach in reform sch, where the stud would beat the DM she don't know that we need the lecture slides... she said: "you ppl are the second batch of GUINEA PIGS -test subject for moe, your seniors are the first batch...." then she said, if you look down under there from tree tops, very nice... someone said "UNDER WHERE?" then it became "UNDERWEAR" grief lah.... she said she bang into lampost, pay $120 - 200 for repair.... her friend bang the tree, cost $6000 .... ah lah mat, so expensive. she describe trees that had the leaves dropped off, are called "BOTAK" hairless .

that day got eng tuition, got one fat slob sit beside me, his legs open damn wide, keep figiting, hit my hand when i writing compo... he listen to mp3, and he on so loud till ppl from the role infront turn around to look at him... ass hole..... [must be scientific, say rectum]
-14/1/08

mr ng said during oral, if word don't know how to read, then guess, and read quickly pass it in a softer voice... then got chi idiom, which meant outstanding/solo, "du shu yi zhi" and he translate to eng, "one tree stand alone"

mr lim said about english duirng the crazy diffusion, and he said, "if your ENGLAND not very good don't use chim word"

ms leong said"this 3e1, very noisy not like E1 class" some ppl clap.... she said "THIS IS NOT A COMPLIMENT" her name become [ms leon]... idiots don't spell her name right.

bio lesson tio split into 2 group... china schoolars, and luck ppl get tan seow lan... wtf.... I DON'T MIND THE HMK SHE GIVE, OR HOW DEMANDIND SHE IS, DON'T WANNA BE WITH MS TAY" but end up with ms tay... die lah, must study on myself liao... before seperate, benjamin went ah choo, and ms tan said "are you allergic to me?" and those lucky one go bio lab study, walk very slow, ms tan call this FUNERAL MARCH.

ms tay: what is the difference in ingestion and feeding
guy: ingestion ah, is eating lor
ms tay: then feeding
guy: feeding is eating lor...
everyone sitting around me all kanna... i damn heng, can curse ppl one...

cldds:
the china schoolars came, my friend think that they very proud, i think they overly enthu, chi too good liao. got an opera coming, the gay junior, jia yi is the protagonist... and the role is a sassy, typical aunty... guess he is gonna wear skirt again... the rest be supporters... i not in it, do a "xiang shen" cross talk with hua fei. mdm zhang said about the sec 1 coming next week, use the script that i had done... if possible, she teach them, if not, i take over.... SEC 1 YOUR SO DEAD! the acting role are simple, but it will be damn hillarious and malu... get used to life....

the kindergarden sch.
today assembly got a talk about discipline by AHEM- [if i say then i die liao]

main rules are that during assembly these are the main point...
-stand / sit straight, during assembly.
-look forward, no turning of heads
-no talking
hey, i guess i read this in the army maual book before right?

when we are moving from classes to classes
-stand in pairs
-the chairman and vice chair around class, walk around got formation
-if never do. get caught ned to do "drill" during recess
good grief, marching in the army... and the word "drill" is used in army right?

shirt
-tucked in [this one is understandable]
-shirt tucked out a little to the one inch... cannot more
holy... thought tuck in can liao

talking
-if tio caught, the surrounding ppl also kanna
-surrounding ppl kanna as never call them to shut up
what if the guy infront is a big bully, or won't listen to you, you still will say and later tio the punishment again?

sch getting crazyier.... autocratic, military, communist...... eh, but singapore is democratic leh.... got voting or not....

most teacher talked about respect, but times had change, last time is we respect teacher, then teacher respect you, but many ppl now say that it is the teacher who respect the student the the student respect them.
respect: treating someone in a way they should be treated

some rare teacher, those good one, will sometimes say "we will respect you and treat you as teenagers if you also know how to respect others, respecting them first"

we treat adults with respect, but they viewed us as kindergarden kids, [to us, it feels like a form of disrespect, but adults don't feel it] so if we get disrespect, are we allowed to "return" the disrespect, by being disrespectful to them, the common case of "A PUNCH FOR A PUNCH" do people agree with that... it seems fair to me.

good grief, but sch rule must follow [ "die die also must follow" ]

my cl script ends with:
teacher forget demerit form, lucky argh, wish everyone a happy chinese new year [actual text], [but these are the add -on] and after a CNY, hope you don't get demerit, detention, suspension, canning, CWO, and expelsion