Wednesday, December 12, 2007
went to theatre sport, learn some theatre thingy, some of the game learnt are damn nice, can play if got time. our instructor is JACKY...... the paedophile... [just joking ....] everytime he laughed, your in deep trouble, giving you the worst acting role.... these are the beginners game in theatresport...
hat game:
you wear a hat , the oppenent too, then you must take the oppenent hat, when you are having conversation, like call him to pick up something then take his hat, and you must say "yes i will... but " eg [okay i help u pick up wallet, ....argh, my spine...]
most use of an object:
using one item become many item , like a pen become a handphone... wand, spoon, but must act out
Sit Stand Lie:
this game is three ppl performing a show, but the position must always be one sitting one lying on the floor, one standing, must change position for everyone [one guy very good at sit stand lie, then ppl call him "sister lie" ]
making faces:
this is to do a funny face behind a person, like swear, kick, then if got caught then must explain.
eg : the boss say : "what u doing behind my back, the funny face" the worker said: 'muscle crams..." [get more points if do infront of the person directly]
moving bodies:
two ppl game, per group. one person cannot move, like a robot, then another person must help him move his bodiy, the person acting the robot, can decide their own speech., the one moving the body must co-operate
Double figures:
this game require two ppl per group, one infront, place his hand at his back, and another person behind, his hand going under the armpit [of the guy standing infront], pretending to be the hand of the person infront. front guy say, while the "hands" follow and co-operate
3 word at a time:
every sentence can only contain three word, eg "hey you, look at the sky" -change to- "you look sky" a nice summary, three words...
rhyming:
damn hard... the last word of your sentence must try to rhyme with the last word said by your oppenent.... hell lots of "la", "ah".... teacher said its, important to remember the damn chi poems.
die:
sound nice, easy too... one group of ppl standing in a role, start to tell a story, plot given by the audience... one guy say first, then the teacher will point to another person then must continue the story, cannot continue, then have to die.... how to die: you must kill yourself with ???? the before dying, say those regretful stuff, [tip: sayn you see god, or devil in hell]
3 things in a minute:
a two ppl game... one person go out of class, while the other stay in there. the audience decide what three things you have, "special appearance: no lips [for ppl outside]" , " the occupation of the one outside" , " the one inside -relationship- with one outside, [teacher and pupil]"
the one inside the class, will be saboed these three things, and have to act out, but cannot say out.
status [high/low]:
for eg, a pair of people must act high class, when they have low class job [toilet cleaner compare how high class, by saying how much they earn and ....] then high class ppl must act low class [president compare how bad the country is] the trick for "act low class" is not to say anything, just say yes, sorry...
master and servant:
the show start with one with high status then one low status, then in the show, they must change the role of master and servant with sensible reason. eg "the maid serve mum tea.... the maid suddenly want to kill mum, mum beg for mercy.... the mum call agent to come, maid beg for mercy...."
slow motion commentary:
two pair of people... one pair be the "comment-er" other pair be actor of slow motion
usually got [the competition of ???? ] then the slow motion actor will act out, the the "comment-er" will say until very fast .... thus the irony, both must co-operate suit one another, act hen say or say then act.
song:
act out a show... all the things you say must be in forms of singing... follow a tune or create
[ i only have eng song, come to chi die liao...]
commercial:
-never learn...-
these are the harder games
list:
the audience, write stuff on piece of paper, fold, throw on stage. the actor must pick up paper, and continue acting, must follow the story line... main three point to write is "a sentence the actor must say" , "and action the actor must do" , "some chinese phrases"
emotional replay:
few ppl act a show, with no emotion. then later audience decide their emotion, till the sad become happy.... very extreme
Revere the scene:
act out a miny show, after you finish, you pause there, and rewind everything. your speech must go backward for eg: "i love eggs" becomes "eggs love i" action must also rewind. many people ended up using "three words at a time" if forget the line then go "@!$$@#" rubbish.
in the style of... :
for eg: ppl go supermarket "in the style of... cowboy" then instead of taking things off the shelves, then must act using the cowboy rope take the things off the shelves. [none of us tried it]
Dubbing:
to replace other speech. you must say you own words in one voice and the other actor in another voice. the other actor just use action, never make sound but can mouth out the word for the person saying to guess, if cannot, then the one saying can anyhow say then the one acting kanna...
very okay... few terms used
offer:
this mean to continue the show by "offering new idea" eg: [two ppl talking together] eh, want to go supermarket ? "the offer is to go supermarket to continue the story"
blocking:
prevent the contining the story, eg: want go supermarket? NO. [declining the offer, is blocking]
negative:
any bad things, eg sexual scene, vulgarities...
through the whole thing, everyone said my junior Jia Yi was GAY...... "clap" he is SISSY + GAY [both meaning of gay] the future Vice chairman, chairman of cldds.... sad...
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